Music and Lyrics

Healthy, Wealthy & ...

Rollin' With The Rich

 

Epiphany Juice

Dream, Love, Live
The Stranger Song
Drink Some Water
Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
What Bones Do For You
Little Red Riding Hood
Dragon Drum
Introducing the Cell
The Happy Birthday Song
Keep In Shape
The Irish Turkey
Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
The Potty Dance
Wash your Hands
Poor Me
The Scary Story
The Turkey's Revenge
Sweet Violets

Roots

Safety Belt Song
Please and Thank You
Counting Song
Al Tambor
The Stranger Song
Wash Your Hands
Brush Your Teeth
Goin' On A Bear Hunt
Sharing Song
Dance / Freeze
On Top of Spaghetti
Dragon Drum
Days In Each Month
The Universe Song
The ABC's
Analisa's Lullaby

Sunshine and Song

Opposite Day
The Pattern Song
ABC Song
You Can Do Anything
Toothbrush Song
Sharing
The Thing That Couldn’t Be Done
Dance Freeze
Good for the People
HOMES
Days in the Months
Low Point of Your Life
Mary B. Warey
Matter Defined
Scientific Method
Safety Belt Song
Hypochondriac
I Don’t Wanna Get Out Of Bed
As Soon As I Start
Water Conservation
Ziggy McGruff
Going On A Bear Hunt

Healthy, Wealthy & ...

Rollin' With The Rich      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin and Analisa

(Refrain)
Saving money keeping cash.
Spending less on useless trash.
You can save just 10 percent 
of what you've earned and have not spent.
Saving money keeping cash.
Spending less on useless trash.
Put some money in the bank
and you will be the one you thank.

First decide what you like
to travel the world, to have a bike,
a horse, a plane, a baseball glove,
a rocket ship to fly above.
Buy a go cart for you home
with a dog and his doggy bone,
a basketball that always scores,
a robot that can do your chores.
Go to college, get your degree
at the best university,
Nintendo Wii, all things you crave
are things you get if you can save.

Refrain

Now, earn some money, help your mom,
babysit, or mow the lawn. 
Deliver papers, collect cans, 
own your own lemonade stand. 
Walk the dog, do your  chores, 
save that money more and more.  
Bake sales, cookies, pies, and cakes, 
cleaning leaves up with a rake. 
Help with groceries, keep things clean, 
work with friends and be a team.
Join the money saving niche
and you'll be rollin' with the rich.

Refrain x 2

Epiphany Juice

Dream, Love, Live       (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin and Analisa

You’ve got to dream, like nothing can stop you.
Love, love, love, like you’ve never been hurt.
You’ve got to live, like there’s no tomorrow.
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

So sing like you don’t need the money.
Play, and get into that dirt!
You’ve got to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance like nobodies watchin’
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

You’ve got to dream, like nothing can stop you.
Love, love, love, like you’ve never been hurt.
You’ve got to live, like there’s no tomorrow.
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

So sing like you don’t need the money.
Play, and get into that dirt!
You’ve got to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance like nobodies watchin’
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

Dream, love, live, dream, love, live
Sing, play, dance, sing, play, dance
Dream, love, live, dream, love, live
Sing, play, dance!
Dream, love, live, dream, love, live
Sing, play, dance!
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

You’ve got to dream, like nothing can stop you.
Love, like you’ve never been hurt.
You’ve got to live, like there’s no tomorrow.
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

Dream, love, live, dream, love, live
Sing, play, dance, sing, play, dance
Dream, love, live, dream, love, live
Sing, play, dance!
Dream, love, live, dream, love, live
Sing, play, dance!
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.
It’s got to come from the heart if you want it to work.

The Stranger Song      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

Well, one day Analisa was walkin’ down the street,
When all of a sudden she did meet
Someone who said, “Hey there’s an emergency
With someone in your family
So you should get in the car and come with me.” And you say…

(Refrain)
No! I can not talk with you; I don’t know who you are.
And I’m defiantly not gonna get in you car.
So you can just Turn around and walk away.
And that’s all you’ve got to say.

Well, one day Justin was walkin’ down the street.
When all of a sudden he did meet.
Someone who said, “Hey, would you like some cookies sweet
If you get in my car you can have all you want to eat.” And you say…

Refrain

Well one day Janelle was walkin’ down the street
When all of a sudden she did meet
Someone who said, “I’ve lost my cute puppy
And you should come to my house and help find him with me.” And you say

Refrain

Drink Some Water      (Return to Song List)

Gulp, gulp. Burp. Excuse me.
Drink some water, it’s healthy for you.

Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
I honestly expect that for you and for me
Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
I honestly expect that for you and for me

Honesty is to speak the truth
Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
Caring is to love one another,
And to stand up for every sister and brother.

Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
I honestly expect that for you and for me
Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
I honestly expect that for you and for me

Respect: treat others how you want to be treated
Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
Responsibility is to do you part,
If you want it to work it’s got to come from the heart.

Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
I honestly expect that for you and for me
Honesty, Caring, Respect, Responsibility
I honestly expect that for you and for me

What Bones Do For You      (Return to Song List)
By Marina and Shylynn

(Refrain)
Bones, bones, bones, bones.
What do bones do?
Bones, bones, bones, I’ll tell you
What bones do for you.

Bones and muscles in your body
Work together to
Help you move around and play
And do the things you do.

Refrain

Your bones protect so many things
Like you lungs and heart.
You skull protects your big soft brain,
Your most important part.

Refrain

Bone store calcium and phosphorus
Until your body needs them
To drink milk and eat green leaves
Bones stay healthy if you feed them.

Refrain

Little Red Riding Hood      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

Listen children what I tell you
The stories changed but events are true.
A girl there was both sweet and good.
Her name was Little Red Riding Hood.

(Refrain)
This song is so you may know
What dangers lurk way down below.
The Big Bad Wolf would get to you,
If you know what to do.

Little Red had some cookies sweet
To bring to Grandma’s house to eat.
But there was a wolf that followed Red,
Who planned to eat the girl instead.
The Big Bad Wolf began his plan
And locked Grandma in the closet, then
He got dressed up in Grannies clothes.
A gown with glasses on his nose.
Disguised as Grandma, he would wait
For Little Red to seal her fate.

Refrain

“Hello Grandma.” Red Riding Hood said.
The wolf jumped into Grandma’s bed.
“My, Grandma, what big eyes you have?”
“The better to see you with my dear…”
“My Grandma, what big ears you have?”
“All the better to hear...”
“My Grandma, what big teeth you have?!!!”
And then her eyes awoke.
She saw it was the Big Bad Wolf
Dressed in her Grandma’s clothes.

Refrain

Little Red could see her fate
And that was on a dinner plate.
And so she grabbed a pan instead
And hit the wolf upon the head.
She called the cops at 911
And now the wolf’s dark days are done.

Refrain

So if you meet a wolf like this,
filled with lies and evilness,
I recommend you tell a friend.
You can fight back, you can defend
And then the wolf will meet his end.

Refrain

Dragon Drum      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

If someone upsets you, there’s no need to curse.
Two wrongs don’t make it right, it just makes things worse.
Instead, you could forgive them, and give them what you can
And soon you’ll find your enemy turn into a friend.

And this is what happens in the story of…

(Refrain)
Dragon Drum, Dragon Drum, Drum, Dragon Drum.
Dragon Drum, Dragon Drum, Drum, Drum, Drum, Drum.
Dragon Drum, Dragon Drum, Drum, Dragon Drum.
Dragon Drum, Dragon Drum, Drum, Drum, Drum, Drum.

Well, there once was a dragon who was big bad and mean.
He’d eat up every village, every castle’s king a queen.
No one there could some him and things were looking glum
Until a girl gave the gift of her Dragon Drum.

Refrain

Well, the dragon wasn’t sure at first what to make of it.
The drum she gave was a gift and so he tried a bit.
And then he grew to love it, and now this mean dragon
Has turned into a drummer who beats beats on his drum.

Refrain

Now all the children gather round, the kings and queens as well.
They all share all that lutes, pianos harps and bells.
The dragon and the children are filled with so much fun
Because a girl once gave the gift of her dragon drum.

Refrain

So If someone upsets you, there’s no need to curse.
Two wrongs don’t make it right, it just makes things worse.
Instead, you could forgive them, and give them what you can
And soon you’ll find your enemy turn into a friend.

Introducing the Cell      (Return to Song List)
By Jessica Norling (my sister)

(Refrain)
Trillions of cells make up you and me.
Each cell is like a small factory.
Cells make proteins to help your body grow.
There are cells in your hands, head shoulders, knees and toes!
Each teeny, tiny little cell is like a factory,
Building all the stuff that your body needs.

The Nuclues
The nucleus contains the DNA.
Instructions for the cell that show the way
to make proteins for muscles, fingernails too.
The nucleus is the boss of all the cells in you!

Refrain

The Endoplasmic Reticulum
The endoplasmic reticulum
is where proteins are made, yes, lots of them
It is the assembly line in Cell Factory
A workspace to build the proteins you need

Refrain

The Lysosome
The lysosome keeps the Cell Factory clean.
Destroying wicked, nasty germs who might get mean.
Cell parts are recycled when they break down.
The lysosome is the best janitor in town!

Refrain

The Mitochondria
The mitochondria provides power.
To run the factory hour after hour.
It is the power plant for Cell Factory.
Using food that you eat, to make energy.

Refrain

The Golgi Body
The golgi body delivers everything
Sending proteins out to the bloodstream.
It packages proteins and sends them out to
the rest of the body where they will be used.

Refrain

The Cell Membrane
The cell membrane is what the Factory gate is.
Things go in and out for homeostasis.
Proteins go out, sugar comes in,
When the factory runs everybody wins.

Refrain

The Happy Birthday Song      (Return to Song List)

You’re older than you’ve ever been…
And now you’re even older…
And now you’re even older…
And now you’re even older…
You’re older than you’ve ever been…
And now you’re even older…
And now you’re older still.

Time marches on.
And time still marches on

You’re older than you’ve ever been,
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
You’re older than you’ve ever been,
And now you’re even older
And now you’re older still.

Keep in Shape      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin and Dave Nadolski

(start by running in place)
Keep in shape
Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run, gotta run
Gotta keep in shape
Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run, gotta run
Gotta keep in shape

(leader calls out a different exercise like sit ups, push ups, jumping jacks, etc.)
Keep in shape
Keep in shape

Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run, gotta run
Gotta keep in shape
Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run, gotta run
Gotta keep in shape

Etc.

The Irish Turkey      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

Oh if I were a turkey, the feathers that I’d have.
I’d proudly wear my plumage as I’d pounce around and laugh.
Thanks Giving is my favorite day, and do you know why my friend?
Cause I would be a turkey who lives in Ireland.

(Refrain)
For there’s no Thanksgiving here in Ireland, that’s only in the States.
Only Turkeys in America Get Cooked up on a plate.
Every other place on Earth, a Turkey can roam free
And that is why a turkey in Ireland I be.

Some folks they want a pot of gold,
Some folks they want a wish.
Some folks they want some lucky charms
Some folks they want a dish.
Of juicy, scrumptious turkey meat
For breakfast lunch and din.
And that is why I live my life
at home in Ireland.

Refrain

So I’ll live and die in Ireland.
Me island in my home.
I’ll gobble in the meadows
By the ocean waves of foam.
You make take our dear St. Patties day
To welcome in the spring,
But no thank you for your holidays
Including Thanksgiving

Refrain

Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

(Refrain)
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
Where here long before you and me.
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
Lives all the land, and the lakes and the trees
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi

Now when an Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
Needed some food they went to the land, lakes and the trees
When an Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
Needed some clothing they went to the land, lakes and the trees
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi

Refrain

Now when an Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
Needed a house they went to the land, lakes and the trees
When an Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
Needed anything they went to the land, lakes and the trees
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi
The Ottawa, Ojibwa, and Potawatomi

Refrain

The Potty Dance      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

For tens of thousands of years there has been one dance,
One dance that as span the bridge between culture and language.
One dance that has been the same from the early caveman,
Through the ancient Egyptians, through the present day historians,
Who has to at one time or another, wait in line
And were subconsciously compelled to perform…

The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.
There was a time when they were kids
and had to wait and then they did
the dance that lasts though history,
this historical mystery.
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.

George Washington, Lincoln
Clinton and Bush too.
And Every single President
That you ever knew.

There’s one thing they all have in common.
There’s on thing we all know they did.
There was a time when they were kids
And had to wait and then they did
The dance that lasts through history
This historical mystery…
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.

The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.
There was a time when they were kids
and had to wait and then they did
the dance that lasts though history,
this historical mystery.
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.

Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks
And Malcolm X too
And every Single civil rights leader
That you ever knew.

There’s one thing they all have in common.
There’s on thing we all know they did.
There was a time when they were kids
And had to wait and then they did
The dance that lasts through history
This historical mystery…
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.

Benjamin Franklin, Edison,
Ford and Bell too.
And every single inventor
That you ever knew

There’s one thing they all have in common.
There’s on thing we all know they did.
There was a time when they were kids
And had to wait and then they did
The dance that lasts through history
This historical mystery…
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.

The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.
There was a time when they were kids
and had to wait and then they did
the dance that lasts though history,
this historical mystery.
The potty dance, the potty dance, the potty dance.

Back

Wash your Hands      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

Wash your hands before you eat,
After you go the bathroom,
After you play in the dirt mud and sand.
Wash your hands to kill the germs,
To kill the squiggly, wiggly worms.
Was your hands, wash your hands wash your hand.

I beg you please (I beg you please)
just wash with ease (wash with ease).
And stop the spread of disease across the land.
I beg you please (I beg you please)
If you cough or sneeze (achoo!!)
Wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands.

Poor Me      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin, Becca Lester, and John Belitz

Poor me. ( Thanks for noticin’ me.
I sit at home all alone with nothin’ to play and so I say…

Repeat

The Scary Story      (Return to Song List)
my mother sang this to me, I added the scary part.

I love the mountains,
I love the rolling hills,
I love the flowers
And all the daffodils,
I love the fireside
when all the light are low
and mom would tell the story
of the evil weevil beetle-shmo
that would creep through moonlit forests
as it hunts its helpless pray.
And as it stalked, it often talked
and this is was he’d say…

I love the mountains,
I love the rolling hills,
I love the flowers
And all the daffodils,
I love the fireside
when all the light are low
and mom would tell the story
of the evil weevil beetle-shmo
that would creep through moonlit forests
as it hunts its helpless pray.
And as it stalked, it often talked
and this is was he’d say…

I love the mountains,
I love the rolling hills,
I love the flowers
And all the daffodils,
I love the fireside
when all the light are low
and mom sing a song for us
and this is just how it would go.

The Turkey’s Revenge      (Return to Song List)
By BenJammin

If on Thanksgiving you do eat
A slice of tasty turkey meat,
You best beware the curse within
The turkey’s evil tryptophan.
Once the bite passes your lips
It surges down and there it sit
Resting in you belly deep
Until it causes you to sleep.

And sleep you will for days on end
From this turkey curse my friend.
Try duck or goose with juice or tea,
But never ever eat turkey.

Sweet Violets      (Return to Song List)
By Dinah Shore

There once was a farmer who took a young miss
In back of the barn yard and gave her a lecture
On horses and chickens and eggs
And told her that she had such beautiful
Manners to suit such a girl of her charms
A girl that he wanted to take in his
Washing and ironing and then if she did
They could get married and raise lots of
Sweet violets.
Sweeter than the roses.
Covered all over from head to toe
Covered all over with sweet violets.

The girl told the farmer that he'd better stop
And she call her father and he called a
Taxi and got there before very long
'Cause some one was doin' his little girl
Right for a change and so that's why he said
”If you marry her son, you're better off single
'Cause it's always been my belief
Marriage will bring a man nothing but
Sweet Violets.”
Sweeter than the roses
Covered all over from head to toe
Covered all over with sweet violets.

The farmer decided he wed anyway
And started in planning for his wedding
Suit which he purchased for only one buck
But then he discovered he’s just out of
Money and so he got left in the lurch
A standin' and waitin' in front of the
End of the story which just goes to show
All a girl wants from a man is his
Sweet Violets.
Sweeter than the roses
Covered all over from head to toe
Covered all over with sweet violets.

Sushine and Song

Opposite Day      (Return to Song List)

Of all my favorite holidays of the world
It's not Easter or Thanksgiving or Christians, no
Opposite day is my most favorite day
We wear our shirts backward, backwards things we say
We wear our pants backwards and our shoes as well
It really cramps toes 'till the feet start to swell .

(Refrain)
But you know it's so worth it to be most opposite
'Cause when you're most crazy is when you most fit.
And you know it's so worth is to be most opposite
'Cause when you're most crazy is when you most fit

But the one little problem with opposite day
Is I read the date backwards, the opposite way
Eccentrically dressed April first, feeling merry,
I showed up for school the fourth of January

Refrain x 2

The Pattern Song      (Return to Song List)

(Refrain)
Through the universe, the galaxy
A scientist, she said to me,
"There's a pattern here
All around you know
The planets solar systems and everywhere you go." (x3)

Now an Atom is the smallest particle of matter
In the center is a ball called the nucleus
And around that electrons fly ...

Refrain

Now a planetary system is made of matter
In the center is a ball called a planet
And around that the satellites fly...

Refrain

Now a solar system is made of matter
In the center is a ball called the star
And around that the planets fly ...

Refrain

Now the galaxy is made of matter
In the center is a ball called the black hole
And around that the stars fly ...

Refrain

Now the universe is made of matter
In the center is a ball of unimaginable energy
And around that everything flies ...

Refrain

ABC Song      (Return to Song List)

(Refrain)
ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZ
Now I know my ABC's
Letters help you write and read.

What do letters help us do?
Write and read.
So if I were to read the letters B-E-N-J-A-M-M-I-N
That would spell BenJammin, and that's me!

Refrain x3

ABC improv with kids..

You Can Do Anything      (Return to Song List)

When I was a kid I was just like you,
But I couldn't play music or dance or sing.
Now it seems the more I try to do
The more I can do anything

(Refrain)
And you can do anything you want to do,
But there are a few things that you know it takes.
You must be willing to try and sometimes fail
And learn lessons when you make your mistakes .

And I'm nothing more then a boy who just tried.
I was given good teachers and they were my guide.
And now I do things that I didn't think I could
And share all my talents to do what is good .

Refrain

And yes you may stumble
And yes you may fall
But sometimes in our failings
Is when we learn the most of all .

Refrain x 2

Toothbrush Song       (Return to Song List)

Okay boys and girls, get out your toothbrush
And let's put some toothpaste on it
And practice brush'en
You're gunna make your teeth really bright when you.

(Refrain)
Brusha brusha brusha brusha brusha brusha brush your teeth.
On the top, bottom sides and underneath
Brusha brusha brusha brusha brusha brusha brush your mouth
To the north to the west to the east and to the south .

Brush your teeth brush your tongue
Brush your mouth and brush your gums.
Brush your mouth twice a day to keep the cavities away !

Refrain

Repeat verse

Sharing      (Return to Song List)

Olivia has candy
Shanique wants some
So Olivia cut it up right down the middle.
Now both kids have candy
and both kids are caring
When we give what we can let giving be sharing.

Repeat verse

Olivia! Shanique!

The Thing That Couldn't Be Done      (Return to Song List)

Somebody said that it couldn't be done
But he with the chuckle replied
"Maybe it couldn't", but it wouldn't be one
Who wouldn't say so til he tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin
On his face, if he worried he hid it
And he started to sing as he tackled that thing
That couldn't be done and he did it

So kids listen closely, remember the tale
Life is filled with the things that couldn't be done.
But if you try and succeed life will be indeed
Filed with success like a day in the sun.

Repeat

Dance Freeze      (Return to Song List)

One Two Three!
Now this song is called dance freeze. When I say dance, well, you dance and when I say freeze, I'm beating that you're probably going to be freezing, now.
So ya'll ready? Cause here we go now.
Now dance...... freeze (21 times with improv).
Sit.

Good for the People      (Return to Song List)

We've all seen it before
One kid being mean
To some other kid
But we did not intervene.
We did not stand to help
When we knew that we should,
But we must stand to help
And do what is

Good for the people. We must stand by each other
Who are being abused. As a bystander should
Good for the people. To help one another and bring only good
And it is your business. For the good of the people
To stop what bullies can do. Who hurt and abuse
For if we don't stop that bully, that bully will find you

X2

HOMES      (Return to Song List)

HOMES for the fishes,
HOMES for the seaweed,
HOMES for the creatures,
Are our Great Lakes indeed.

(Refrain)
Lake Huron, Lake Ontario,
Lake Michigan, Lake Erie,
Lake Superior are here to give us quite clearly
A resource for living and it's easy to guess
The HOMES for the fishes are HOMES.

H is for Lake Huron
O is for Lake Ontario
M is for Lake Michigan
Just like the state I'm live in.
Just two more lakes to go.
E is for lake Erie
S is for Lake Superior
HOMES is a way to remember again
The names of the Lakes around Michigan.

Refrain

Days in the Months      (Return to Song List)

There are 7 days in a week
52 weeks every year
But how many days are there in the months?
I'm here to make such things clear.

(Refrain)
30 days have September
April, June, and November
All the rest have 31
Except for that quite contrary
Very scary ever-changing February
Which has 28 most of the time
But in leap year it has 29.

Why do we add a day every 4 years?
Well I'll tell you.

You see, the leap is so our clocks stay straight
As the earth spins around and we rotate
Our seasons stay on time, OK
If every 4 years we add one day.

Refrain

Low Point of Your Life      (Return to Song List)

(Refrain)
You've reached a low point of your life (X4)
(clap, clap, clap!)

You woke up late for school again.
You'll be tardy as soon as you're in.
You're a mess and you're badly dressed
And you forgot about that test!.OH

Refrain

You misplaced your retainer again.
It was wrapped up inside a napkin.
And you must have thrown it away
In the trash on chili day!.EEUUU

Refrain

You were accused of someone else's crime.
Sent to detention to serve someone else's time
Then at home you were once again dumbfounded
When you parents wouldn't listen, now you're grounded!.OH

Refrain

Mary B. Warey      (Return to Song List)

Mary B. Warey was selling seashells
down by the shore of the sea.
She had just finished eating, and thought she'd be needing
a dip in the water since she had to pee.

Mary B. Warey thought she ought not
go swimming right then in the sea,
For her mother was sleeping, not watching or keeping
an eye on dear Mary as she ought to be.

Mary B. Warey, she made her decision
to go swimming full stomach with no supervision
And into the water she went to go pee
and that is the last of pour Mary you see.

For swimming alone with a stomach that's full
in the waves of the water with the currents that pull
You right out to sea is not swimming safely.
So use caution to swim and use toilets to pee. (X2)

Matter Defined      (Return to Song List)

(Refrain)
Matter is the stuff that things are made of.
Everything on the earth and everything above.
It takes up space, has mass and atoms
Of protons, neutrons, and electrons.
Just look around and you will see things made of matter, then tell them to me!

The ground? Yeah.
Now, does the ground take up space? Yep.
Does is have mass? And atoms of protons, neutrons, and electrons? Sure does.

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The water? Yeah.
Now, does the water take up space? Sure does.
Does is have mass? Unhuh. And atoms of protons, neutrons, and electrons? Of course.

'Cause..Refrain

The air? Yeah.
Does the air take up space? Sure does.
Does is have mass? Of course. And atoms of protons, neutrons, and electrons? Yup.
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You and me? Yeah.
It takes up space.yeah, we take up space.
We have mass. And we are made of atoms of protons, neutrons, and electrons.

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Scientific Method      (Return to Song List)

(Refrain)
I was hav'en a caniption (Hav'en a caniption)
From particular conundrums (Particular conundrums)
So in my own perplexion (In my own perplexion)
Thought of some assumptions (Hhhhuummmm)
I hypothesized the outcome (Hypothesized the outcome)
Analyzed the data (We collected yesterday)
Then made a clear conclusion (Made a clear conclusion)
That was the best solution (Yeah!)

The scientific method is a system that we use to solve problems. We start with an observation, a hypothesis, the prediction, the experiment, the analysis, and the conclusion.

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Safety Belt Song      (Return to Song List)

Well, I've always felt that my safety belt
Will keep me safe on any trip.
I just click it in before I begin,
It's my number one car safety tip.

(Refrain)
Click click your safety belt,
Click click your safety belt.
Buckle up before you drive,
Will bring you back home alive.

Repeat Verse

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Hypochondriac      (Return to Song List)

I'm not a hypochondriac,
I know I have a tumor though.
I feel a cold, I caugh, I hack,
I think I hurt my pinky toe.

I never go outside because
The flowers make me ill.
My belly buttons filled with fuzz
And hurts when I sit still.

I'm not a hypochondriac
I don't lie, there's no trick.
I'm not a hypochondriac
I know that's I'm just sick (X2)

I Don't Wanna Get Out Of Bed      (Return to Song List)

I don't wanna get out of bed.
I don't wanna go to school.
I just wanna stay asleep right here,
In my little puddle of drool.

The morning came to early
'cause the evening stayed to late.
I just wanna stay in bed.
I just want to contemplate.

How much longer can I lie here
As I hide from the cold breeze?
So wake me up tomorrow,
But let me sleep now, if you please.

As Soon As I Start      (Return to Song List)

If I spent the time working I did for complaining,
I'd get so much done and only be gaining
Everything that I want as my life would evolve
From the problems I had to the problems I've solved.

And I know it will be easy
As soon as I start.
And soon as I start, I soon will be done
And I'll do it like I knew it by heart.

Water Conservation      (Return to Song List)

(Refrain)
Water conservation is important to our nation,
To the world and everyone who drinks the water.
With a little contemplation, you will see that conservation
Will help every man, woman, son and daughter.

If our water is polluted then it cannot be disputed
That we only hurt our planet and ourselves.
The water, once delicious, now polluted, kills the fishes
And brings danger to the drinking from our wells.

If we cannot drink the water as pollution spreads much broader
And the animals and fishes start to die,
We may start to wish our nation worked for water conservation
As there's nothing left to drink but tears we cry.

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Ziggy McGruff      (Return to Song List)

Now Ziggy McGruff would collect soo much stuff.
He couldn't pass up a good sale.
He needed to own everything that was known
To be bought by the boatload of bail.

Sacks full of socks without mates, who knows why?
And crates full of cake mix that went bad in July.
Tubs if tomato sauce, chunky, no salt.
And cookies from Sweden with names like Gestalt.

There were crockfulls of marbles, nine pictures of Jesus
And games that were missing half of their pieces.
Books and old paper fill up the whole closet
And five thousand cans still awaiting deposit.

When he thought he'd had every hodgepodge,
He realized there was still more space in the garage.
When that was filled right to the top,
He added a barn, he just couldn't stop.

Every space in his yard, every place that was known
Was filled with the stuff, all the stuff he did own.
And his friends wouldn't visit; too afraid they'd get stuck
Lost in his house in his pile of yuck.

Then Ziggy McGruff looked up at his pile
It went up to the sky, it went up a good mile.
It blocked out the sun and it blocked out his friends.
"Help me," cried Ziggy, "I must make amends!"

But he was too late, the end of it had drawn near,
The end of dear Ziggy was finally here.

The floor started creaking to buckle and break.
The stuff in the pile all started to shake.
And the whole house came in on Ziggy McGruff
Buried alive in his mountain of stuff.

So listen dear children, use caution, take heed
And never collect the stuff you don't need.
Or you'll find yourself lost in a pile of stuff
And meet the same fate as Ziggy McGruff.

Going On A Bear Hunt      (Return to Song List)

One Two!
Now this song is called "Going on a Bear Hunt". Now Glen here is gunna help us learn how to sing the song. I;m gunna say aline and then Glen with you kids, will repete is, just like this.ready Glen?

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Go'en on a bear hunt Go'en on a bear hunt
Gunna catch a big one Gunna catch a big one
I'm not scared I'm not sacred
What a beautiful day What a beautiful day

Very good glen.We're ready to start!

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Uh oh Uh Oh
A river A river
Can't go over it Can't go over it
Can't go 'round it Can't go 'round it
We've go to go through it! We've got to go though it!
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish!

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Uh oh Uh Oh
A rain storm A rain storm
Can't go over it Can't go over it
Can't go 'round it Can't go 'round it
We've go to go through it! We've got to go though it!
Wiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Uh oh Uh Oh
A muddy swamp A muddy swamp
Can't go over it Can't go over it
Can't go 'round it Can't go 'round it
We've go to go through it! We've got to go though it!
Muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck

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Uh oh Uh Oh
A bears cave A bears cave?
Should we go in? .Oh, I don't think so.
Yeah let's go in, here we go.
Tip-toe, tip-toe, tip toe, tip-toe, tip-toe,.A BEAR RUN, RUN, RUN.
Back through the muddy swamp. Muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck.
Back trough the rain storm.. Wiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Across the river. Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish.
And back to our very own room
Where our supper was waiting for us
And it was still warm.